The Budget Battle Blog

It's the land of the free
And the home of the brave,
A land like no other, we ought surely save
From this budget that would follow us all to our graves

More greedy than grinches, more harmful than thneeds,
It’s one thing to which we just cannot concede.

It’s wompus! It’s cratchy! It just cant be true!
Why would Obama dare spring this on you!?

And on me and my children and cousins and friends,

All over our country, this problem transcends.

It’s time to do something to stand up and fight!
to discover a way to get out of this plight.

So my partner and I have come up with a game
to uncover the spending that we find insane,

We’ll search through the budget, we’ll scour each word
To uncover the spending that’s truly absurd,

"I'll beat you" I cried to this blogs other writer
"the ideas that I'll find will be worse than street fighter."

"No" cried my friend "that just cannot be true,
I'll find a more ridiculous item than you."

The contest is set; all the screws are in place,
Hope you’re ready, it's time! Let’s get on with the race!